1 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:16,159 Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still 2 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:20,992 But he told us where we stand 3 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:26,365 And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear 4 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:31,408 Claude Rains was the Invisible Man 5 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,011 Then something went wrong 6 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,940 For Fay Wray and King Kong 7 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:41,678 They got caught in a celluloid jam 8 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:47,485 Then at a deadly pace It came from outer space 9 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:51,619 And this is how the message ran 10 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,264 Science fiction 11 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:02,331 Double feature 12 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,845 Doctor X 13 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,580 Will build a creature 14 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:18,919 See androids fighting 15 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,251 Och. 16 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,554 Brad and Janet 17 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:30,500 Anne Francis stars in 18 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:33,365 Forbidden Planet 19 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:44,405 At the late-night Double feature 20 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,677 Picture show 21 00:01:55,148 --> 00:02:00,188 I knew Leo G. Carroll Was over a barrel 22 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:05,360 When tarantula took to the hills 23 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:10,599 And I really got hot When I saw Janette Scott 24 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:15,679 Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills 25 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:21,582 Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes 26 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:26,315 And passing them used lots of skill 27 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,460 “But when worlds collide“ 28 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,186 Said George Pal to his bride 29 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:35,993 “I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills“ 30 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,658 Like a... 31 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:43,301 Science fiction 32 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,968 Double feature 33 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:53,446 Doctor X 34 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:58,522 Will build a creature 35 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:03,685 See androids fighting 36 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,295 Brad and Janet 37 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:14,199 Anne Francis stars in 38 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,965 Forbidden Planet 39 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:28,743 At the late-night Double feature 40 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,219 Picture show 41 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,984 I wanna go 42 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:44,564 To the late-night Double feature 43 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,705 Picture show 44 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,602 By RKO 45 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:59,983 To the late-night Double feature 46 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,518 Picture show 47 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,623 In the back row 48 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,122 To the late-night 49 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,596 Double feature 50 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,101 Picture show 51 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,775 Here they came. 52 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,713 All the grandparents, parents, close friends... 53 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:15,087 Betty. You're so beautiful... 54 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,322 - Hey, Ralph. - Well, guess we really did it? 55 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,932 I don't think there's any doubt. You and Betty have been inseparable... 56 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,364 since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses. 57 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,437 To tell the truth, Brad, that was the only reason I showed up. 58 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,066 I'm gonna throw the bouquet. Hurry. Hurry. 59 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,211 Hey, Brad. Betty's gonna throw her bouquet. 60 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,948 Hey, everyone, this is it. Are you ready? 61 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,017 I gut it. I gut it. 62 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,425 Hey, big fella. Lacks like it could be your turn next? 63 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,085 Who knows? 64 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,394 So lung. See you, Brad. 65 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,296 Come on new, Belly. 66 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,805 Look at me, Betty... 67 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,078 - Bye, you two. - Goodbye, everyone. 68 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,341 - Bye, you guys. - Miss you. 69 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,350 - Take care. - Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah! 70 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,955 Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah! 71 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,558 Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah! 72 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,200 Brad. Wasn't it wonderful? 73 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,358 Didn't Betty lack radiantly beautiful? 74 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:35,131 I can't believe it was an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe, and now... 75 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,499 New she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt. 76 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,440 Yes. 77 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,440 Yes, Janet. 78 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,516 - Ralph is a lucky guy. - Yes. Heh. 79 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:53,618 Everyone knows Betty is a wonderful little cook. 80 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,817 Yes. Heh. 81 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:01,189 Why, Ralph himself, he will be in line for a promotion in a year or two. 82 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,197 - Yes. - Hey, Janet? 83 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,365 Yes, Brad? 84 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,700 I've gut something to say. 85 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,676 I really lave them. 86 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,246 The skillful way... 87 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,549 that you beat the other girls ta the bride's bouquet. 88 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,515 On, heh. 89 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,987 Brad. Ha-ha-ha. 90 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,223 - The river was deep, but I swam it - Janet 91 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,226 - The future is ours, so let's plan it - Janet 92 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,525 - Just please don't tell me to can it - Janet 93 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:41,230 I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you 94 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,369 - The mad was long, but I ran it - Janet 95 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:48,274 - There's a fire in my heart and you fan it - Janet 96 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,382 - If there's one fool for you, then I am it - Janet 97 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:56,886 Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you 98 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,611 Aah! 99 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:04,785 Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker 100 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:10,401 There's three ways that love can grow 101 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,503 That's good, bad, or- 102 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,730 Shoot. 103 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,805 - Mediocre 104 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:22,106 J-A-N-E-T, I love you so 105 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,144 - It's nicer than Betty Munroe had - on, Brad 106 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,480 - Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - on, Brad 107 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,418 - That you met Mom and you know Dad - on, Brad 108 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:39,463 I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad for you too 109 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,997 on, Brad 110 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,597 Damn it. 111 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,763 I'm mad 112 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,707 Janet. 113 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:56,644 - For you - I love you too 114 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:03,353 - There's one thing left to do - There's one thing left to do 115 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,787 - And that's go see the man who began it - Janet 116 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,790 - When we met in his science exam it - Janet 117 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,896 - Made me give you the eye and then panic - Janet 118 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:20,062 Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you 119 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,773 Damn it, Janet 120 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,535 Brad, I'm mad 121 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:29,669 Damn it, Janet 122 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:37,045 - I love you - I love you 123 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,291 Yeah! 124 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,199 I would like, if! may... 125 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:57,671 ta take you an a strange journey. 126 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,742 Haw strange was it? 127 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,043 It seemed a fairly ordinary night... 128 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:08,050 when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss... 129 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,212 left Demon that late October evening... 130 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:14,449 ta visit the doctor, Everett Scott... 131 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:18,824 once tutor and now friend to both of them. 132 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:22,023 hubcap shaped objects floating in the sky... 133 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:26,492 Gash. That's the third motorcyclist that's passed us. 134 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,868 They sure do take their lives in their hands, what, with the weather. 135 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,135 Yes, Janet. Life is pretty cheap ta that type. 136 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:40,912 What's the matter, darling? 137 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,078 We must've taken the wrong fork. 138 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,655 But, then, where'd that motorcyclist came from? 139 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,129 Well, we're just going to have to turn back. 140 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,865 What was that bang? 141 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:03,200 We must have a blow-nut. Damn it. 142 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,708 I knew I should've had that spare tire fixed. 143 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,646 Well, you stay here and keep warm. 144 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,373 I will go lack for help. 145 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,815 Where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere. 146 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,784 Didn't we pass a castle back dawn the road a few miles? 147 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,824 Maybe they have a telephone I could use. 148 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:26,059 - I'm going with you. - No. 149 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:30,224 Darling, there is no sense in bath of us getting wet. 150 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,832 I'm coming with you. 151 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,071 Besides, darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman... 152 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,264 and you might never came back again. 153 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:07,931 In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night 154 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,665 Burning bright 155 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:16,508 There's a guiding star 156 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,479 No matter what 157 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:25,885 Or who you are 158 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:29,515 There's a light 159 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,494 Over at the Frankenstein place 160 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:39,467 There's a light 161 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,698 Burning in the fireplace 162 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:47,709 There's a light Light 163 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,871 In the darkness 164 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:55,884 Of everybody's life 165 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,725 The darkness must go 166 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:13,269 Down the river of nights dreaming 167 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,669 Flow morphia slow 168 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:21,175 Let the sun and light come streaming 169 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:25,908 Into my life 170 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:33,047 Into my life 171 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,887 There's a light 172 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:40,361 Over at the Frankenstein place 173 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:46,368 There's a light 174 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,871 Burning in the fireplace 175 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:54,774 There's a light Light 176 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:58,211 In the darkness 177 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,513 Of everybody's 178 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,986 life 179 00:14:16,197 --> 00:14:16,463 And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet... 180 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:22,437 And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet... 181 00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:27,348 and that they had found the assistance that their plight required... 182 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,659 Or had they? 183 00:14:39,053 --> 00:14:42,262 Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened. 184 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,061 Just a moment, Janet. 185 00:14:44,225 --> 00:14:45,727 They may have a telephone. 186 00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,272 Came an. 187 00:15:01,075 --> 00:15:02,418 Hello. 188 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,547 Hi. 189 00:15:05,713 --> 00:15:07,192 My name is Brad Majors. 190 00:15:07,348 --> 00:15:11,990 This is my... fiancée, Janet Weiss. 191 00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:14,030 I was wandering if you might help us. 192 00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:16,600 You see, our car brake dawn a few miles up the road. 193 00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:19,533 Do you have a phone we might use? 194 00:15:19,694 --> 00:15:21,264 You're wet. 195 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:25,608 Yes. It's raining. 196 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,441 Yes. 197 00:15:31,439 --> 00:15:32,440 Yes. 198 00:15:37,244 --> 00:15:40,248 I think, perhaps, you'd better bath... 199 00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,121 come inside. 200 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:44,862 You're too kind. Heh. 201 00:15:58,403 --> 00:16:00,405 Are you having a party? 202 00:16:03,141 --> 00:16:06,588 You've arrived an a rather special night. 203 00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:09,920 It's one of the master's affairs. 204 00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:13,361 How lucky. Heh. 205 00:16:13,518 --> 00:16:16,431 You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky. 206 00:16:16,588 --> 00:16:18,465 We're all lucky. 207 00:16:34,272 --> 00:16:36,775 It's astounding 208 00:16:36,941 --> 00:16:40,081 Time is fleeting 209 00:16:40,245 --> 00:16:45,058 Madness takes its toll 210 00:16:45,216 --> 00:16:47,162 But listen closely 211 00:16:47,318 --> 00:16:50,788 - Not for very much longer BOTH: Aah! 212 00:16:50,955 --> 00:16:55,335 - I've got to keep control - Aah! 213 00:16:55,727 --> 00:17:01,734 I remember doing the Time Warp 214 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,471 Drinking those moments 215 00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:08,709 - When the blackness would hit me - Aah! 216 00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:12,582 And the void would be calling 217 00:17:12,744 --> 00:17:18,092 Let's do the Time Warp again 218 00:17:18,249 --> 00:17:22,095 Let's do the Time Warp again 219 00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:25,097 It's just a jump to the left 220 00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:28,203 And then step to the right 221 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,703 Put your hands on your hips 222 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,274 You bring your knees in tight 223 00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:36,071 But it's the pelvic thrust 224 00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:39,477 It really drives you insane 225 00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:45,181 Let's do the Time Warp again 226 00:17:45,343 --> 00:17:49,814 Let's do the Time Warp again 227 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,291 It's so dreamy 228 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,987 Fantasy free me 229 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,832 So you can't see me 230 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,969 No, not at all 231 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,997 In another dimension 232 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:06,335 With voyeuristic intention 233 00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:08,477 Well secluded 234 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,239 I see all 235 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:13,973 With a bit of a mind flip 236 00:18:14,138 --> 00:18:17,051 You're into the time slip 237 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:20,815 - And nothing can ever be the same - Jeez! 238 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,522 You're spaced out on sensation 239 00:18:24,682 --> 00:18:28,824 Like you're under sedation 240 00:18:28,987 --> 00:18:33,060 Let's do the Time Warp again 241 00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:37,567 Let's do the Time Warp again 242 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,504 Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think 243 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,272 When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink 244 00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:47,006 It shook a me up It took me by surprise 245 00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:49,879 He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes 246 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,578 He stared at me And I felt a change 247 00:18:52,744 --> 00:18:55,418 Time meant nothing Never would again 248 00:18:55,580 --> 00:19:00,256 Let's do the Time Warp again 249 00:19:00,785 --> 00:19:05,291 Let's do the Time Warp again 250 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,800 It's just a jump to the left. 251 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,141 And then a step to the right 252 00:19:12,296 --> 00:19:13,798 With your hands an your hips... 253 00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:17,503 You bring your knees in tight 254 00:19:17,669 --> 00:19:20,445 But it's the pelvic thrust 255 00:19:20,605 --> 00:19:23,984 That really drives you insane 256 00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:29,558 Let's do the Time Warp again 257 00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:35,027 Let's do the Time Warp again 258 00:19:51,335 --> 00:19:55,442 Let's do the Time Warp again 259 00:19:56,574 --> 00:20:00,647 Let's do the Time Warp again 260 00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,348 It's just a jump to the left 261 00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:06,752 And then a step to the right 262 00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:09,330 Put your hands on your hips 263 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:11,592 Bring your knees in tight 264 00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:14,532 But it's the pelvic thrust 265 00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:17,639 That really drives you insane 266 00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:22,945 Let's do the Time Warp again 267 00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:31,311 - Let's do the Time Warp again BOTH: Aah! 268 00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:46,726 Say something. 269 00:20:48,726 --> 00:20:50,000 Say... 270 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,198 do any of you guys know how to Madison? 271 00:20:53,765 --> 00:20:56,473 Brad, please, let's get out of here. 272 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,046 Far God's sake, just keep a grip an yourself, Janet. 273 00:20:59,203 --> 00:21:01,240 But it seems so unhealthy here. 274 00:21:01,405 --> 00:21:04,079 - It's just a party, Janet. - I want to go. 275 00:21:04,242 --> 00:21:08,384 Well, we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. 276 00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:11,322 Well, then ask the butler or someone. 277 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:24,033 Give it a moment, Janet. 278 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:27,574 We don't want ta interfere with their celebrations. 279 00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,576 This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad. 280 00:21:30,735 --> 00:21:34,945 They're probably foreigners with ways different than our awn. 281 00:21:36,607 --> 00:21:38,416 They may do some more folk dancing. 282 00:21:39,777 --> 00:21:40,881 Brad. 283 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:45,558 Lack, I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared. 284 00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:49,858 I'm here, there is nothing to worry about. 285 00:21:50,555 --> 00:21:52,262 Aah! 286 00:21:52,423 --> 00:21:55,632 How do you do? I see you've met 287 00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:59,605 My faithful handyman 288 00:21:59,764 --> 00:22:02,267 He's just a little brought down 289 00:22:02,433 --> 00:22:05,175 Because when you knocked 290 00:22:05,336 --> 00:22:09,148 He thought you were the candy man 291 00:22:09,874 --> 00:22:11,876 Don't get strung out 292 00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,818 By the way I look 293 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,590 Don't judge a book by its cover 294 00:22:17,748 --> 00:22:20,251 I'm not much of a man 295 00:22:20,418 --> 00:22:22,193 By the light of day 296 00:22:22,353 --> 00:22:26,392 But by night I'm one hell of a lover 297 00:22:26,557 --> 00:22:29,265 I'm just a sweet transvestite 298 00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:31,338 Sweet transvestite 299 00:22:31,495 --> 00:22:37,343 From Transsexual, Transylvania 300 00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:42,211 Let me show you around 301 00:22:42,373 --> 00:22:44,819 Maybe play you a sound 302 00:22:44,976 --> 00:22:48,014 You look like you're both pretty groovy 303 00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:51,852 Or if you want something visual 304 00:22:52,016 --> 00:22:53,324 That's not too abysmal 305 00:22:54,218 --> 00:22:58,223 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie 306 00:22:58,456 --> 00:23:00,902 I'm glad we caught you at home. 307 00:23:01,058 --> 00:23:02,594 Could we use your phone? 308 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,367 - We're bath in a bit of a hurry. - Right. 309 00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:11,309 So we'll just say where we are and then go back ta the car. 310 00:23:11,469 --> 00:23:15,315 We don't wanna be any worry. 311 00:23:15,473 --> 00:23:18,215 Well, you got caught with a flat 312 00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:20,689 Well, how about that? 313 00:23:20,845 --> 00:23:24,315 Now, babies, don't you panic 314 00:23:24,482 --> 00:23:26,860 By the light of the night 315 00:23:27,018 --> 00:23:29,089 It'll all seem all right 316 00:23:29,253 --> 00:23:33,030 I'll get you a satanic mechanic 317 00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:38,003 - I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite 318 00:23:38,162 --> 00:23:44,238 From Transsexual, Transylvania 319 00:23:46,804 --> 00:23:49,648 - Won't you stay for the night? - Night 320 00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:52,413 - Or maybe a bite - Bite 321 00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:56,023 I'd show you My favorite obsession 322 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,456 I've been making a man 323 00:23:58,616 --> 00:24:00,687 With blond hair and a tan 324 00:24:00,851 --> 00:24:04,355 And he's good for relieving my tension 325 00:24:04,522 --> 00:24:08,993 - I'm just a sweet transvestite - Sweet transvestite 326 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:16,078 From Transsexual, Transylvania 327 00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:20,340 Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite 328 00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:22,450 Sweet transvestite 329 00:24:22,606 --> 00:24:25,485 From Transsexual 330 00:24:25,643 --> 00:24:31,355 Transylvania 331 00:24:31,882 --> 00:24:34,021 So come up to the lab 332 00:24:34,919 --> 00:24:39,299 And see what's on the slab 333 00:24:39,457 --> 00:24:43,098 I see you shiver with an tic!'- 334 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,238 Say it. 335 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:52,881 - Patton 336 00:24:53,037 --> 00:24:56,610 But maybe the rain 337 00:24:57,608 --> 00:25:00,680 Isn't really to blame 338 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,354 So I'll remove the cause 339 00:25:09,487 --> 00:25:12,093 But not the symptom 340 00:25:28,406 --> 00:25:30,511 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 341 00:25:31,008 --> 00:25:33,488 Och. 342 00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:37,385 Brad. 343 00:25:37,548 --> 00:25:38,754 It's all right, Janet. 344 00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:43,592 We'll play along for new and pull out the aces when the time is right. 345 00:25:43,954 --> 00:25:45,831 This is no time for tricks, Brad. 346 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:48,027 Whoa!! 347 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,067 - Slowly. - Aah! 348 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:52,639 Slowly. 349 00:25:52,797 --> 00:25:55,676 It's too nice a job to rush. 350 00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,042 Hi. My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. 351 00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:03,011 And you are? 352 00:26:03,174 --> 00:26:06,883 You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. 353 00:26:07,044 --> 00:26:09,888 Same people would give their left arm for the privilege. 354 00:26:10,047 --> 00:26:11,993 People like you, maybe? 355 00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:14,288 I've seen it. 356 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,710 Magenta. Columbia. 357 00:26:30,867 --> 00:26:32,210 Come, assist Riff Raff. 358 00:26:41,111 --> 00:26:43,022 I'll entertain. 359 00:26:44,815 --> 00:26:48,854 - Brad Majors. This is my fiancée, Janet Vice. - Weiss. 360 00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:51,189 Weiss. 361 00:26:57,394 --> 00:26:58,600 Haw nice. 362 00:26:58,762 --> 00:27:00,673 What charming underclothes you both have. 363 00:27:00,831 --> 00:27:03,539 But here, put these an. 364 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,078 They'll make you feel less vulnerable. 365 00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:10,446 It's not often we receive visitors here. 366 00:27:10,607 --> 00:27:13,554 Let alone offer them hospitality. 367 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:14,916 Hospitality? 368 00:27:15,078 --> 00:27:19,254 All we wanted was to use your telephone. Damn it. 369 00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:22,454 A reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore. 370 00:27:22,619 --> 00:27:25,122 Brad. Brad, don't be ungrateful. 371 00:27:25,689 --> 00:27:28,101 Ungrateful. 372 00:27:28,258 --> 00:27:29,259 Och. 373 00:27:29,426 --> 00:27:32,635 Haw forceful you are, Brad. 374 00:27:32,796 --> 00:27:37,176 Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant. 375 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,912 You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. 376 00:27:40,337 --> 00:27:42,613 Yes, I am. Heh. 377 00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:46,616 Do you have any tattoos, Brad? 378 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:48,648 Certainly not. 379 00:27:48,812 --> 00:27:50,416 Well. 380 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,651 How about you? 381 00:27:59,956 --> 00:28:02,334 Everything is in readiness, master. 382 00:28:02,492 --> 00:28:04,529 We merely await your ward. 383 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:15,541 Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists... 384 00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:20,045 you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research. 385 00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:24,386 And paradise is to be mine. 386 00:28:27,818 --> 00:28:29,820 It was strange the way it happened. 387 00:28:29,986 --> 00:28:31,988 Suddenly, you get a break. 388 00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:38,270 And all the pieces seem to fit into place. 389 00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:39,736 What a sucker you've been. 390 00:28:39,896 --> 00:28:41,569 What a foal. 391 00:28:41,731 --> 00:28:43,608 The answer was there all the time. 392 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:47,305 But it tank a small accident to make it happen. 393 00:28:48,305 --> 00:28:49,750 An accident. 394 00:28:50,841 --> 00:28:51,911 An accident. 395 00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:56,247 And that's how I discovered the secret. 396 00:28:56,413 --> 00:28:58,051 That elusive ingredient. 397 00:28:58,215 --> 00:29:01,662 That spark that is the breath of life. 398 00:29:05,889 --> 00:29:07,493 You see, you are fortunate. 399 00:29:07,657 --> 00:29:12,538 Far tonight is the night my beautiful creature is destined ta be barn. 400 00:29:19,603 --> 00:29:21,207 Hoopla. 401 00:29:21,705 --> 00:29:22,740 Hail. 402 00:29:29,112 --> 00:29:32,355 Throw open the switches an the sonic oscillator. 403 00:29:36,753 --> 00:29:42,635 Step up the reactor power input three more paints. 404 00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:50,568 Och. 405 00:29:51,368 --> 00:29:52,369 Aah! 406 00:29:59,643 --> 00:30:01,919 Ha-ha-ha. 407 00:30:09,252 --> 00:30:10,390 Brad. 408 00:30:10,554 --> 00:30:11,760 It's all right, Janet. 409 00:30:15,825 --> 00:30:17,395 Och. 410 00:30:19,496 --> 00:30:22,102 Rocky. 411 00:30:38,582 --> 00:30:42,997 The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head 412 00:30:44,354 --> 00:30:49,565 And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread 413 00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:53,936 Woe is me 414 00:30:54,097 --> 00:30:57,169 My life is a misery, yeah 415 00:30:57,334 --> 00:30:58,540 - Aah! - Get him dawn. 416 00:30:58,702 --> 00:30:59,772 Can't you see? 417 00:30:59,936 --> 00:31:03,213 I'm at the start of a pretty big downer 418 00:31:04,574 --> 00:31:05,644 Yeah 419 00:31:05,809 --> 00:31:07,516 I woke up this morning with a start 420 00:31:07,677 --> 00:31:11,124 - When I got out of bed BACKUP: That ain't no crime 421 00:31:12,048 --> 00:31:15,222 And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread 422 00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:16,921 That ain't no crime 423 00:31:17,087 --> 00:31:21,092 My high is low 424 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:24,569 I'm dressed up with no place to go 425 00:31:24,728 --> 00:31:26,901 And all I know 426 00:31:27,063 --> 00:31:32,240 I'm at the start of a pretty big downer 427 00:31:32,402 --> 00:31:33,540 No 428 00:31:34,537 --> 00:31:36,414 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 429 00:31:37,207 --> 00:31:39,585 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 430 00:31:40,577 --> 00:31:42,181 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 431 00:31:42,345 --> 00:31:44,586 No 432 00:32:00,864 --> 00:32:01,865 Aah! 433 00:32:02,032 --> 00:32:05,343 The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head 434 00:32:05,502 --> 00:32:07,607 That ain't no crime 435 00:32:07,771 --> 00:32:11,412 And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread 436 00:32:11,574 --> 00:32:13,076 That ain't no crime 437 00:32:13,243 --> 00:32:16,850 Woe is me 438 00:32:17,514 --> 00:32:19,960 My life is a misery 439 00:32:20,116 --> 00:32:23,029 And can't you see? 440 00:32:23,186 --> 00:32:27,032 I'm at the start of a pretty big downer 441 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,801 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 442 00:32:33,797 --> 00:32:35,708 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 443 00:32:36,933 --> 00:32:40,437 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 444 00:32:42,906 --> 00:32:45,216 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 445 00:32:46,209 --> 00:32:48,211 - Ain't no crime - No, no, no 446 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:52,458 - That ain't no crime - No, no, no 447 00:32:58,221 --> 00:32:59,291 Well, really. 448 00:33:00,457 --> 00:33:03,063 That's no way to behave an your first day out. 449 00:33:04,761 --> 00:33:07,002 But since you're such an exceptional beauty... 450 00:33:08,732 --> 00:33:10,075 I'm prepared to forgive you. 451 00:33:11,835 --> 00:33:14,475 I just lave success. 452 00:33:14,637 --> 00:33:17,777 - He is a credit to your genius, master. - Yes. 453 00:33:17,941 --> 00:33:20,421 - A triumph of your will. - Yes. Heh. 454 00:33:21,411 --> 00:33:22,515 He's okay. 455 00:33:25,315 --> 00:33:26,453 Okay? 456 00:33:29,018 --> 00:33:31,589 I think we can do better than that. 457 00:33:35,091 --> 00:33:37,537 Brad. Janet. 458 00:33:37,927 --> 00:33:41,465 What do you think of him? 459 00:33:42,432 --> 00:33:44,173 Well... 460 00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:47,044 I don't like men with tan many muscles. Heh. 461 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,847 I didn't make him for you. 462 00:33:54,043 --> 00:33:57,855 He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. 463 00:34:13,959 --> 00:34:19,773 A weakling weighing 98 pounds 464 00:34:19,931 --> 00:34:22,502 Will get sand in his face 465 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:26,239 When kicked to the ground 466 00:34:26,404 --> 00:34:29,180 And soon in the gym 467 00:34:29,341 --> 00:34:32,151 With a determined chin 468 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:35,519 The sweat from his pores 469 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,026 As he works for his cause 470 00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:43,363 Will make him glisten 471 00:34:44,422 --> 00:34:45,867 And gleam 472 00:34:46,024 --> 00:34:49,836 And with massage 473 00:34:49,995 --> 00:34:52,032 And just a little bit of 474 00:34:52,197 --> 00:34:59,012 Steam 475 00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:02,677 He'll be pink 476 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:06,518 And quite clean 477 00:35:06,678 --> 00:35:11,821 He'll be a strong man 478 00:35:11,983 --> 00:35:17,433 But the wrong man 479 00:35:17,622 --> 00:35:20,694 He'll eat nutritious High protein 480 00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:24,069 And swallow raw eggs 481 00:35:24,229 --> 00:35:26,266 Try to build up his shoulders 482 00:35:26,431 --> 00:35:29,344 His chest, arms and legs 483 00:35:29,935 --> 00:35:31,073 Such an effort 484 00:35:31,236 --> 00:35:34,683 If he only knew of my plan 485 00:35:34,839 --> 00:35:37,911 In just seven days 486 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:40,114 I can make you 487 00:35:40,278 --> 00:35:45,751 A man 488 00:35:45,917 --> 00:35:48,523 He'll do press-ups and chin-ups 489 00:35:48,687 --> 00:35:51,896 Do the snatch, clean and jerk 490 00:35:52,057 --> 00:35:53,593 He thinks dynamic tension 491 00:35:55,026 --> 00:35:57,506 Must be hard work 492 00:35:57,662 --> 00:36:02,407 Such strenuous living I just don't understand 493 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:06,071 When in just seven days 494 00:36:06,237 --> 00:36:08,012 I can make you 495 00:36:08,173 --> 00:36:13,173 A man 496 00:36:23,455 --> 00:36:25,298 Eddie. 497 00:36:33,932 --> 00:36:35,309 - Whoo! Came an. - Yeah! 498 00:36:45,343 --> 00:36:48,222 Whatever happened to Saturday night? 499 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,553 When you dressed sharp and you felt all right 500 00:36:50,715 --> 00:36:54,993 It don't seem the same since the cosmic light Came into my life 501 00:36:55,153 --> 00:36:56,757 I thought I was divine 502 00:36:56,921 --> 00:37:02,496 I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go And listen to the music on the radio 503 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:05,402 A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n' roll show 504 00:37:05,563 --> 00:37:09,534 We climbed in the back seat Really had a good time 505 00:37:10,368 --> 00:37:12,473 Hot patootie, bless my soul 506 00:37:13,071 --> 00:37:15,984 I really love that rock 'n' roll 507 00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:18,781 Hot patootie, bless my soul 508 00:37:18,943 --> 00:37:21,890 I really love that rock 'n' roll 509 00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:24,653 Hot patootie, bless my soul 510 00:37:24,816 --> 00:37:28,161 I really love that rock 'n' roll 511 00:37:28,319 --> 00:37:30,458 Hot patootie, bless my soul 512 00:37:30,622 --> 00:37:35,332 I really love 513 00:37:38,463 --> 00:37:39,533 Come on, baby 514 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,937 I'm really loving it 515 00:37:46,838 --> 00:37:47,873 Come on 516 00:37:48,039 --> 00:37:50,645 My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled 517 00:37:50,809 --> 00:37:53,722 My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt 518 00:37:53,878 --> 00:37:56,552 I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt 519 00:37:56,714 --> 00:37:59,923 She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine 520 00:38:00,085 --> 00:38:02,224 Get back in front, put some hair oil on 521 00:38:02,387 --> 00:38:06,392 Buddy Holly was singing his very last song With your arms around your girl 522 00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:09,835 You tried to sing along It felt pretty good, yeah 523 00:38:09,994 --> 00:38:12,736 Really had a good time, yeah 524 00:38:13,331 --> 00:38:19,043 Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll 525 00:38:19,204 --> 00:38:22,151 Hot patootie, bless my soul 526 00:38:22,307 --> 00:38:25,220 I really love that rock 'n' roll 527 00:38:25,376 --> 00:38:30,724 Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll 528 00:38:30,882 --> 00:38:36,833 Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll 529 00:38:52,270 --> 00:38:53,749 Aah! 530 00:38:55,406 --> 00:38:57,352 Aah! 531 00:39:00,245 --> 00:39:05,217 Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll 532 00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:09,124 Yeah Yeah 533 00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:10,732 Love it 534 00:39:10,889 --> 00:39:13,199 Give it, give it 535 00:39:16,027 --> 00:39:18,906 Yeah Yeah 536 00:39:19,063 --> 00:39:22,306 - Yeah - I really love that rock 'n' roll 537 00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:23,502 Come on, baby 538 00:39:23,668 --> 00:39:28,617 Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll 539 00:39:29,807 --> 00:39:35,450 Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll 540 00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:55,508 My fellow Transylvanians, Eddie has left the castle. 541 00:40:05,310 --> 00:40:07,153 Don't be upset. 542 00:40:07,312 --> 00:40:08,882 It was a mercy killing. 543 00:40:09,047 --> 00:40:13,257 He had a certain naive charm but no muscle. 544 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,845 But a deltoid and a bicep 545 00:40:34,439 --> 00:40:39,252 A hot groin and a tricep 546 00:40:39,410 --> 00:40:40,616 Make me 547 00:40:43,314 --> 00:40:44,349 Shake 548 00:40:44,515 --> 00:40:47,928 Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas 549 00:40:48,086 --> 00:40:50,293 By the hand 550 00:40:50,888 --> 00:40:54,199 In just seven days 551 00:40:54,359 --> 00:40:58,068 I can make you a man 552 00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:07,840 I don't want no dissension 553 00:41:08,006 --> 00:41:13,046 Just a dynamic tension 554 00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:17,693 - I'm a muscle fan - Ha-ha-ha. 555 00:41:17,849 --> 00:41:21,422 In just seven days 556 00:41:21,586 --> 00:41:23,327 I can make you 557 00:41:23,488 --> 00:41:27,197 A man 558 00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:31,465 Dig it if you can 559 00:41:31,629 --> 00:41:34,872 In just seven days 560 00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:38,947 I can make you a man 561 00:41:45,543 --> 00:41:47,181 Brava. 562 00:41:47,345 --> 00:41:50,019 Brava. 563 00:41:50,181 --> 00:41:51,990 Brava. 564 00:41:52,784 --> 00:41:53,956 Brava. 565 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,097 Going dawn. 566 00:42:14,939 --> 00:42:17,044 Ha-ha-ha. 567 00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:14,206 Who is it? Who's there? 568 00:42:14,373 --> 00:42:18,844 - It's only me, Janet. - Brad, darling, came in. 569 00:42:20,178 --> 00:42:22,180 Brad. 570 00:42:22,481 --> 00:42:25,087 Yes, my darling. 571 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:26,854 But... What if...? 572 00:42:27,018 --> 00:42:28,895 It's all right, Janet. 573 00:42:29,054 --> 00:42:32,399 Everything's going to be all right. 574 00:42:32,557 --> 00:42:35,868 I hope so, my darling. 575 00:42:37,462 --> 00:42:38,770 Heh. 576 00:42:49,975 --> 00:42:53,923 - It's you. - I'm afraid so, Janet. But isn't it nice? 577 00:42:54,513 --> 00:42:58,051 You... You monster. 578 00:42:58,216 --> 00:42:59,661 What have you done with Brad? 579 00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:00,888 Well, nothing. 580 00:43:01,053 --> 00:43:03,465 Why, do you think I should? 581 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,568 You tricked me. I wouldn't have. 582 00:43:05,724 --> 00:43:09,331 - I've never, never... - Yes. Yes, I know. 583 00:43:09,494 --> 00:43:11,735 But it isn't all bad, is it? 584 00:43:11,897 --> 00:43:14,901 I really think you'd find it quite pleasurable. 585 00:43:18,003 --> 00:43:19,243 Stop. 586 00:43:19,404 --> 00:43:20,678 I mean... 587 00:43:22,574 --> 00:43:24,645 on! 588 00:43:24,809 --> 00:43:25,981 Brad. Brad. 589 00:43:26,144 --> 00:43:28,090 Shh. 590 00:43:28,246 --> 00:43:30,419 Brad's probably asleep by now. 591 00:43:30,582 --> 00:43:33,085 Do you want him to see you like this? 592 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:37,327 Ha-ha-ha. 593 00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,560 Like this, like how? 594 00:43:39,724 --> 00:43:41,032 This is your fault. 595 00:43:41,192 --> 00:43:42,364 You're to blame. 596 00:43:42,961 --> 00:43:45,805 I was saving myself. 597 00:43:46,898 --> 00:43:48,844 I'm sure you're not spent... 598 00:43:49,901 --> 00:43:50,936 yet. 599 00:43:56,608 --> 00:43:58,315 Promise you won't tell Brad? 600 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,588 On my mother's grave. 601 00:44:42,053 --> 00:44:44,556 Ga. Ha-ha-ha. Ga! 602 00:45:19,624 --> 00:45:24,539 Brad, it's no good here. It will destroy us. 603 00:45:24,696 --> 00:45:26,107 Don't worry, Janet. 604 00:45:26,698 --> 00:45:29,144 We'll be well away from here in the morning. 605 00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:33,942 Brad, you're so strung and protective. 606 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,715 What-f? 607 00:45:44,449 --> 00:45:47,521 - Na. You. - I'm afraid so, Brad. 608 00:45:47,686 --> 00:45:51,156 - But isn't it nice? - Why you-f? 609 00:45:52,023 --> 00:45:53,024 Aah! 610 00:45:53,191 --> 00:45:55,694 - What have you done with Janet? - Nothing. 611 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,362 Why, do you think I should? 612 00:45:57,529 --> 00:45:59,634 - You tricked me. - Aah! 613 00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:01,940 I wouldn't have. 614 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:04,842 I've never, never, never... 615 00:46:05,003 --> 00:46:08,473 Yes, I know, Brad. But it isn't all bad, is it? 616 00:46:09,107 --> 00:46:10,780 Nat even half bad. 617 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:13,388 I think you really quite enjoyed it. 618 00:46:13,545 --> 00:46:15,855 So soft. So sensual. 619 00:46:17,515 --> 00:46:19,517 Janet. 620 00:46:20,552 --> 00:46:21,656 Shh. 621 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,300 Janet's probably asleep by now. 622 00:46:24,456 --> 00:46:26,333 You wouldn't want her to see you... 623 00:46:27,158 --> 00:46:28,603 - like this. - Aah! 624 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,501 Like this, like how? 625 00:46:31,396 --> 00:46:33,808 This is your fault. 626 00:46:34,332 --> 00:46:36,471 You're to blame. 627 00:46:36,634 --> 00:46:38,511 I thought this was the real thing. 628 00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:41,048 Came an, Brad, admit it. 629 00:46:41,206 --> 00:46:43,447 - You liked it. - No. 630 00:46:43,608 --> 00:46:46,851 There's no crime in giving yourself aver to pleasure. 631 00:46:47,412 --> 00:46:50,985 Brad, we've wasted so much time already. 632 00:46:51,149 --> 00:46:54,528 Janet needn't know. I won't tell her. 633 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:56,858 Well... 634 00:46:57,222 --> 00:46:58,997 you promise you won't tell? 635 00:46:59,591 --> 00:47:02,697 Crass my heart and hope to die. 636 00:47:13,138 --> 00:47:16,745 Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. 637 00:47:18,176 --> 00:47:20,383 The new playmate is loose... 638 00:47:20,545 --> 00:47:23,583 and somewhere in the castle ground. 639 00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,556 Magenta has just released... 640 00:47:28,153 --> 00:47:31,532 - the dogs. - Coming. 641 00:47:34,759 --> 00:47:36,670 What's happening here? 642 00:47:36,828 --> 00:47:38,398 Where's Brad? 643 00:47:38,563 --> 00:47:40,702 Where's anybody? 644 00:47:44,102 --> 00:47:46,548 Brad. 645 00:47:46,704 --> 00:47:49,184 Brad, my darling.. 646 00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:52,116 How could I have done this to you? 647 00:47:55,313 --> 00:47:57,293 If only we hadn't made this journey. 648 00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,893 But you did. 649 00:47:59,484 --> 00:48:01,725 If only our car hadn't broken down. 650 00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:07,461 If only we were amongst friends or sane persons. 651 00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:08,797 But you're not. 652 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,769 Two out of three ain't bad. 653 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:12,465 Oh, Brad. oh. 654 00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:17,080 What have they done with him? 655 00:48:17,104 --> 00:48:19,104 Oh, Brad. 656 00:48:19,128 --> 00:48:21,128 Oh, Brad. 657 00:48:22,485 --> 00:48:24,795 How could you? 658 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:48,656 You're hurt. Did they do this to you? 659 00:48:52,216 --> 00:48:53,456 Here. 660 00:48:55,419 --> 00:48:56,659 I'll dress your wounds. 661 00:49:03,994 --> 00:49:05,439 Came here. 662 00:49:10,467 --> 00:49:11,878 Poor baby. 663 00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:14,344 There. 664 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:28,958 - Tell us about it, Janet. - Tell us about it, Janet. 665 00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:32,294 I was feeling done in 666 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:36,070 Couldn't win 667 00:49:37,261 --> 00:49:43,337 I'd only ever kissed before 668 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:47,213 You mean she's a...? 669 00:49:48,972 --> 00:49:52,146 I thought there's no use getting 670 00:49:52,743 --> 00:49:55,952 Into heavy petting 671 00:49:56,113 --> 00:49:58,650 It only leads to trouble 672 00:49:58,815 --> 00:50:03,992 And seat wetting 673 00:50:07,391 --> 00:50:10,065 Now all I want to know 674 00:50:10,227 --> 00:50:12,571 - Is how to go - Aah! 675 00:50:12,729 --> 00:50:15,903 I've tasted blood And I want more 676 00:50:16,066 --> 00:50:17,739 - More, more, more - More, more, more 677 00:50:17,901 --> 00:50:20,814 I'll put up no resistance 678 00:50:20,971 --> 00:50:23,383 I want to stay the distance 679 00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:26,487 I've got an itch to scratch 680 00:50:26,643 --> 00:50:28,953 I need assistance 681 00:50:29,112 --> 00:50:31,956 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 682 00:50:32,115 --> 00:50:34,425 I wanna be dirty 683 00:50:34,584 --> 00:50:37,030 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 684 00:50:37,187 --> 00:50:39,793 Creature of the night 685 00:50:41,124 --> 00:50:46,733 And if anything grows While you pose 686 00:50:46,897 --> 00:50:49,673 I'll oil you up and rub you down 687 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:51,972 Down, down, down 688 00:50:52,135 --> 00:50:57,209 And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction 689 00:50:57,841 --> 00:51:00,981 You need a friendly hand, 690 00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:02,987 I need action 691 00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:05,752 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 692 00:51:05,916 --> 00:51:08,556 - I wanna be dirty - Heh. 693 00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,756 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 694 00:51:10,921 --> 00:51:13,663 Creature of the night 695 00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:16,668 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 696 00:51:16,827 --> 00:51:19,398 I wanna be dirty 697 00:51:19,563 --> 00:51:21,736 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 698 00:51:21,898 --> 00:51:24,936 Creature of the night 699 00:51:27,237 --> 00:51:28,614 Aah! 700 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:31,675 Aah! Heh. 701 00:51:35,712 --> 00:51:38,158 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 702 00:51:38,315 --> 00:51:41,194 I wanna be dirty 703 00:51:41,351 --> 00:51:44,332 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 704 00:51:44,488 --> 00:51:46,126 Creature of the night 705 00:51:46,857 --> 00:51:49,667 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me 706 00:51:49,826 --> 00:51:52,136 I wanna be dirty 707 00:51:52,295 --> 00:51:54,036 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 708 00:51:55,165 --> 00:51:59,170 Creature of the night 709 00:51:59,336 --> 00:52:00,838 - Ha-ha-ha. - Congratulations, Janet. 710 00:52:05,642 --> 00:52:07,383 Creature of the night 711 00:52:08,578 --> 00:52:10,216 Creature of the night 712 00:52:13,350 --> 00:52:14,483 Aah! 713 00:52:16,792 --> 00:52:18,169 Mercy. 714 00:52:18,328 --> 00:52:21,172 How did it happen? 715 00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:24,072 I understand you were to be... 716 00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:27,642 - watching. - I was only away for a minute, master. 717 00:52:27,803 --> 00:52:31,580 Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. 718 00:52:40,849 --> 00:52:43,386 Master, master. 719 00:52:44,052 --> 00:52:46,054 We have a visitor. 720 00:52:47,022 --> 00:52:48,467 Hey. 721 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:50,968 Scatty. Dr. Everett Scott. 722 00:52:51,593 --> 00:52:52,867 You know this Earthling? 723 00:52:53,028 --> 00:52:55,338 This person? 724 00:52:55,497 --> 00:52:57,704 Dr. Scott happens to be an old friend of mine. 725 00:52:57,866 --> 00:52:59,072 I see. 726 00:52:59,234 --> 00:53:01,305 So this isn't simply a chance meeting. 727 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,711 You came here with a purpose. 728 00:53:03,872 --> 00:53:07,081 I told you, my car brake dawn. I was telling the truth. 729 00:53:07,242 --> 00:53:08,744 I know what you said, Brad. 730 00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:12,585 But this Dr. Everett Scott is a name that is not unknown to me. 731 00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:18,089 Dr. Scott is a science teacher at Denton High School. 732 00:53:18,253 --> 00:53:20,893 Now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad? 733 00:53:21,056 --> 00:53:25,630 Attached ta the bureau of investigation of which you call UFOs. 734 00:53:25,794 --> 00:53:27,967 Isn't that right, Brad? 735 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:29,165 He may be. 736 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:30,833 - You... - Aah! 737 00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:32,376 I don't know. 738 00:53:32,534 --> 00:53:34,844 The intruder is entering the building, master. 739 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:39,281 He'll probably be in Zen roam. 740 00:53:39,441 --> 00:53:42,445 - Shall we inquire of him in person? - Yeah. 741 00:53:43,111 --> 00:53:45,057 Show him up. 742 00:54:17,913 --> 00:54:19,324 Great Scott. 743 00:54:24,986 --> 00:54:28,126 Frank-N-Furter. 744 00:54:28,323 --> 00:54:29,996 We meet at last. 745 00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:35,898 - Dr. Scott. - Brad? 746 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:40,774 - What are you doing here? - Don't play games, Dr. Scott. 747 00:54:40,936 --> 00:54:43,849 You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here. 748 00:54:44,439 --> 00:54:46,316 It was part of your plan, was it not? 749 00:54:46,475 --> 00:54:49,649 That he and his female should check the layout for you. 750 00:54:49,811 --> 00:54:53,657 Well, unfortunately for you, your plans are to be changed. 751 00:54:53,815 --> 00:54:57,285 I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. 752 00:54:57,452 --> 00:54:58,954 I know Brad is. 753 00:55:00,722 --> 00:55:04,932 I assure you, Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. 754 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:07,596 You see, I came to find Eddie. 755 00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:09,809 Eddie? I've seen him. 756 00:55:09,965 --> 00:55:11,000 - Eddie? - He's... 757 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:14,045 What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? 758 00:55:14,202 --> 00:55:17,342 I happen to know a lat about many a great things. 759 00:55:17,506 --> 00:55:20,043 You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew. 760 00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:21,312 Dr. Scott. 761 00:55:39,861 --> 00:55:41,704 Janet. - Dr. Scott. 762 00:55:41,863 --> 00:55:43,206 Janet. - Brad. 763 00:55:43,365 --> 00:55:44,742 - Rocky. - Argh. 764 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:46,470 Janet? - Dr. Scott? 765 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:47,841 Janet. - Brad. 766 00:55:48,003 --> 00:55:49,380 - Rocky. - Argh. 767 00:55:49,538 --> 00:55:51,176 Janet? - Dr. Scott. 768 00:55:51,339 --> 00:55:52,841 Janet. - Brad. 769 00:55:53,008 --> 00:55:54,146 Rocky. 770 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,084 I made you. 771 00:55:56,244 --> 00:55:58,747 And I can break you just as easily. 772 00:56:02,551 --> 00:56:04,155 Master. 773 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,162 Dinner is prepared. 774 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:08,494 Excellent. 775 00:56:17,432 --> 00:56:22,381 Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. 776 00:56:28,710 --> 00:56:34,092 Fund has always played a vital role in life's rituals. 777 00:56:34,249 --> 00:56:39,289 The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man... 778 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:43,192 and now, this meal. 779 00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:46,032 However informal it might appear... 780 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:47,195 Aah! 781 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:52,869 You can be sure that there was to be very little bon ami. 782 00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,446 I hope it's not meatloaf again. 783 00:56:55,604 --> 00:56:57,709 Sorry. 784 00:57:16,424 --> 00:57:18,267 Just a little. 785 00:57:29,237 --> 00:57:32,514 A toast ta absent friends. 786 00:57:32,674 --> 00:57:34,676 - Ta absent friends. - Ta absent friends. 787 00:57:34,843 --> 00:57:38,313 And to Rocky. 788 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,187 Happy Birthday to you 789 00:57:40,348 --> 00:57:42,157 Happy Birthday to you 790 00:57:42,317 --> 00:57:43,887 Happy Birthday, dear Rocky- 791 00:57:44,052 --> 00:57:45,895 Shall we? 792 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,824 I came here to discuss Eddie. 793 00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:15,417 Eddie? 794 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,265 That's a rather tender subject. 795 00:58:23,425 --> 00:58:24,961 Another slice, anyone? 796 00:58:28,496 --> 00:58:30,237 Excuse me. 797 00:58:38,073 --> 00:58:40,815 I knew he was in with a bad crowd. 798 00:58:40,976 --> 00:58:42,717 But it was worse than I imagined. 799 00:58:42,877 --> 00:58:45,016 Aliens. 800 00:58:47,215 --> 00:58:48,421 Dr. Scott? 801 00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:50,494 Ga an, Dr. Scott. 802 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:53,861 Or should I say, Dr. Von Scott? 803 00:58:54,589 --> 00:58:57,536 - Now, what exactly are you implying? - It's all right. 804 00:58:57,692 --> 00:59:00,605 - But Dr. Scott... - That's all right, Brad. 805 00:59:00,762 --> 00:59:03,038 From the day he was born 806 00:59:06,034 --> 00:59:07,945 He was trouble 807 00:59:10,038 --> 00:59:13,679 He was a thorn 808 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:16,553 In his mother's side 809 00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:22,353 She tried in vain 810 00:59:24,619 --> 00:59:29,090 But he never caused her nothing but pain 811 00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:36,404 He left home the day she died 812 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:40,604 From the day she was gone 813 00:59:40,769 --> 00:59:46,412 All he wanted Was rock 'n' roll porn 814 00:59:46,574 --> 00:59:49,111 And a motorbike 815 00:59:49,744 --> 00:59:51,724 Shooting up junk 816 00:59:53,415 --> 00:59:55,986 He was a lowdown cheap little punk 817 00:59:56,685 --> 01:00:02,533 Taking everyone for a ride 818 01:00:02,691 --> 01:00:05,331 When Eddie said He didn't like his teddy 819 01:00:05,493 --> 01:00:07,734 You knew he was a no-good kid 820 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:09,671 And when he threatened your life 821 01:00:09,831 --> 01:00:11,833 - With a switchblade knife - What a guy 822 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,344 - Makes you cry - And I did 823 01:00:14,502 --> 01:00:17,244 Everybody shoved him 824 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:20,318 I very nearly loved him 825 01:00:20,475 --> 01:00:23,081 "I said, " Hey, listen to me 826 01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:26,191 Stay sane inside insanity“ 827 01:00:26,347 --> 01:00:31,592 But he locked the door And threw away the key 828 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:37,601 But he must have been drawn Into something 829 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:42,003 Making him warn me With a note which read 830 01:00:42,163 --> 01:00:43,471 What's it say? 831 01:00:43,631 --> 01:00:44,939 I'm out of my head 832 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,102 “Out of my head“ 833 01:00:47,268 --> 01:00:50,306 Hurry, or I may be dead 834 01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:55,012 - They mustn't carry out their evil deeds - They mustn't carry out their evil deeds 835 01:00:56,478 --> 01:01:01,655 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid 836 01:01:01,816 --> 01:01:04,922 But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife 837 01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:08,563 - Makes you cry - And I did 838 01:01:08,723 --> 01:01:14,036 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid 839 01:01:14,195 --> 01:01:17,176 But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife 840 01:01:17,332 --> 01:01:19,005 - What a guy - Makes you cry 841 01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:20,475 And I did 842 01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:22,080 - What a guy - Makes you cry 843 01:01:22,237 --> 01:01:23,409 And I did 844 01:01:23,571 --> 01:01:26,347 - What a guy - Makes you cry 845 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:30,081 - And I did - When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 846 01:01:30,245 --> 01:01:33,192 You knew he was a no-good kid 847 01:01:33,348 --> 01:01:37,057 But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife 848 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:41,164 Eddie. 849 01:01:58,655 --> 01:02:00,601 Rocky, how could you? 850 01:02:21,944 --> 01:02:24,891 I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice 851 01:02:25,715 --> 01:02:29,527 You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss 852 01:02:29,686 --> 01:02:33,759 Your apple pie Don't taste too nice 853 01:02:33,923 --> 01:02:37,097 You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss 854 01:02:53,076 --> 01:02:57,115 I've laid the seed It should be all you need 855 01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:01,422 You're as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an E or first string 856 01:03:01,584 --> 01:03:05,691 When we made it Did you hear a bell ring? 857 01:03:13,730 --> 01:03:15,073 You gonna block? 858 01:03:15,231 --> 01:03:17,074 Take my advice 859 01:03:17,233 --> 01:03:20,908 You better wise up, Janet Weiss 860 01:03:24,273 --> 01:03:29,222 The transducer will seduce you 861 01:03:31,981 --> 01:03:33,392 My feet. 862 01:03:33,816 --> 01:03:35,818 - I can't move my feet. - My wheels. 863 01:03:35,985 --> 01:03:37,157 I can't move my wheels. 864 01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,158 - Ha-ha-ha. - It's as if we were... 865 01:03:39,322 --> 01:03:42,462 - Glued to the spot. - You are. 866 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:46,072 So quake with fear, you tiny foals. 867 01:03:47,396 --> 01:03:48,534 We're trapped. 868 01:03:48,698 --> 01:03:51,076 It's something you'll get used to 869 01:03:51,234 --> 01:03:54,078 A mental mind game can be nice 870 01:03:56,472 --> 01:03:59,851 You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. 871 01:04:00,009 --> 01:04:01,989 This sonic transducer... 872 01:04:02,145 --> 01:04:05,649 it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory... 873 01:04:05,815 --> 01:04:08,819 "physio-molecular transport device." 874 01:04:09,619 --> 01:04:11,064 - You mean...? - Yes, Brad. 875 01:04:11,220 --> 01:04:13,666 It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. 876 01:04:13,823 --> 01:04:16,736 But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it. 877 01:04:16,893 --> 01:04:20,204 A device capable of breaking dawn solid matter... 878 01:04:20,363 --> 01:04:22,775 then projecting it through space. 879 01:04:22,932 --> 01:04:25,674 Who knows? Perhaps even time itself. 880 01:04:26,536 --> 01:04:30,006 You mean, she's gonna send us to another planet? 881 01:04:30,173 --> 01:04:32,585 Planet-shmanet, Janet 882 01:04:33,709 --> 01:04:37,418 You better wise up, Janet Weiss 883 01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:42,086 You better wise up Build your thighs up 884 01:04:42,251 --> 01:04:44,959 You better wise up 885 01:04:45,121 --> 01:04:47,465 And then, she cries out: 886 01:04:47,623 --> 01:04:52,094 Stop! 887 01:04:53,596 --> 01:04:59,239 Don't get hot and flustered 888 01:04:59,402 --> 01:05:03,782 Use a bit of mustard 889 01:05:03,940 --> 01:05:06,648 You're a hot dog 890 01:05:06,809 --> 01:05:12,589 But you better not try and hurt her 891 01:05:13,382 --> 01:05:15,419 Frank Furter 892 01:05:15,585 --> 01:05:18,498 - Aah! - You're a hot dog 893 01:05:19,589 --> 01:05:24,197 But you'd better not try to hurt her 894 01:05:24,961 --> 01:05:27,066 Frank Furter 895 01:05:27,630 --> 01:05:29,769 You're a hot dog 896 01:05:32,969 --> 01:05:35,973 My Gad, I can't stand any more of this. 897 01:05:36,572 --> 01:05:38,950 First, you spurn me for Eddie. 898 01:05:39,108 --> 01:05:42,646 Then you throw him off like some old overcoat for Rocky. 899 01:05:42,812 --> 01:05:43,847 You... 900 01:05:44,013 --> 01:05:48,359 You chew people up, and you spit them out again. 901 01:05:49,785 --> 01:05:50,820 I... 902 01:05:50,987 --> 01:05:52,364 I loved you. 903 01:05:52,521 --> 01:05:53,693 You hear me? 904 01:05:53,856 --> 01:05:56,132 I loved you. 905 01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:57,999 And what did it get me? 906 01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,503 Yeah, I'll tell you. 907 01:05:59,662 --> 01:06:00,834 A big nothing. 908 01:06:00,997 --> 01:06:03,034 You're like a sponge. 909 01:06:03,199 --> 01:06:04,803 You take, take, take. 910 01:06:04,967 --> 01:06:07,538 You drain others of their love and emotion. 911 01:06:07,703 --> 01:06:09,444 Well, I've had enough. 912 01:06:10,039 --> 01:06:13,782 You're gonna have to choose between me... 913 01:06:13,943 --> 01:06:15,115 and Rocky. 914 01:06:15,878 --> 01:06:19,382 So named because of the racks in his head. 915 01:06:52,581 --> 01:06:55,994 It's not easy having a good time. 916 01:06:56,385 --> 01:07:00,333 Even smiling makes my face ache. 917 01:07:09,565 --> 01:07:11,704 And my children turn an me. 918 01:07:11,867 --> 01:07:14,746 Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did. 919 01:07:16,706 --> 01:07:20,586 Do you think it was a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them? 920 01:07:20,743 --> 01:07:23,189 I grow weary of this world. 921 01:07:23,346 --> 01:07:26,190 When shall we return to Transylvania? 922 01:07:26,349 --> 01:07:28,158 Magenta. 923 01:07:28,684 --> 01:07:32,131 I'm indeed grateful to you and your brother, Riff Raff. 924 01:07:32,288 --> 01:07:34,165 You bath served me well. 925 01:07:34,824 --> 01:07:37,896 Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. 926 01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:41,473 You will discover that when the mood takes me... 927 01:07:41,630 --> 01:07:44,076 I can be quite generous. 928 01:07:44,233 --> 01:07:46,611 I ask for nothing, master. 929 01:07:48,237 --> 01:07:52,240 And you shall receive it in abundance. 930 01:07:59,215 --> 01:08:00,319 Came. 931 01:08:00,483 --> 01:08:02,622 We are ready for the flour show. 932 01:08:05,121 --> 01:08:10,298 "NARRATOR". And so, just a few hours after announcing their engagement... 933 01:08:10,459 --> 01:08:12,302 Brad and Janet... 934 01:08:12,461 --> 01:08:14,532 had bath tasted... 935 01:08:14,697 --> 01:08:16,973 forbidden fruit. 936 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,311 This in itself was proof... 937 01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:22,972 that their host was a person of little morals... 938 01:08:23,139 --> 01:08:26,143 and some persuasion. 939 01:08:26,308 --> 01:08:32,486 What diabolical plan had seized Dr. Furter's crazed imagination? 940 01:08:33,149 --> 01:08:34,526 What indeed? 941 01:08:49,231 --> 01:08:52,838 It was great when it all began 942 01:08:53,002 --> 01:08:56,347 I was a regular Frankie fan 943 01:08:57,106 --> 01:09:01,054 But it was over when she had the plan 944 01:09:01,210 --> 01:09:05,090 To start working on a muscleman 945 01:09:05,247 --> 01:09:09,195 Now the only thing that gives me hope 946 01:09:09,351 --> 01:09:12,389 ls my love of a certain dope 947 01:09:14,056 --> 01:09:18,903 Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain 948 01:09:21,697 --> 01:09:24,541 I'm just seven hours old 949 01:09:25,634 --> 01:09:29,081 Truly beautiful to behold 950 01:09:29,672 --> 01:09:32,676 And somebody should be told 951 01:09:33,609 --> 01:09:37,352 My libido hasn't been controlled 952 01:09:38,047 --> 01:09:41,688 Now the only thing I've come to trust 953 01:09:41,851 --> 01:09:45,560 ls an orgasmic rush of lust 954 01:09:46,155 --> 01:09:51,901 Said rose tints my world And keeps me safe from my troubles and pain 955 01:09:53,129 --> 01:09:54,631 Hey, yeah 956 01:09:54,797 --> 01:09:58,404 It's beyond me 957 01:09:58,901 --> 01:10:03,281 Help me, Mommy 958 01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:06,113 I'll be good, you'll see 959 01:10:07,009 --> 01:10:10,855 Take this dream away 960 01:10:11,013 --> 01:10:13,220 What's this? 961 01:10:13,382 --> 01:10:14,861 Let's see 962 01:10:16,285 --> 01:10:19,755 I feel sexy 963 01:10:20,289 --> 01:10:22,963 What's come over me? 964 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:26,971 Here it comes again 965 01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:29,609 Yeah, yeah 966 01:10:29,765 --> 01:10:33,713 I feel released 967 01:10:33,869 --> 01:10:37,043 Bad times deceased 968 01:10:37,206 --> 01:10:40,585 My confidence has increased 969 01:10:41,677 --> 01:10:45,557 Reality is here 970 01:10:45,714 --> 01:10:49,753 The game has been disbanded 971 01:10:49,919 --> 01:10:53,423 My mind has been expanded 972 01:10:53,589 --> 01:10:57,002 It's a gas that Frankie's landed 973 01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:04,167 Her lust is so sincere 974 01:11:46,575 --> 01:11:51,320 Whatever happened to Fay Wray? 975 01:11:51,647 --> 01:11:57,290 That delicate satin-draped frame 976 01:12:00,422 --> 01:12:05,337 As it clung to her thigh 977 01:12:05,494 --> 01:12:11,137 How I started to cry 978 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:14,543 Because I wanted to be dressed 979 01:12:14,703 --> 01:12:20,346 Just the same 980 01:12:21,377 --> 01:12:23,584 Give yourself over 981 01:12:23,746 --> 01:12:27,523 To absolute pleasure 982 01:12:27,683 --> 01:12:30,926 Swim the warm waters 983 01:12:31,086 --> 01:12:33,726 Of sins of the flesh 984 01:12:34,657 --> 01:12:37,228 Erotic nightmares 985 01:12:37,393 --> 01:12:41,136 Beyond any measure 986 01:12:41,297 --> 01:12:44,574 And sensual daydreams 987 01:12:44,733 --> 01:12:49,079 To treasure forever 988 01:12:49,238 --> 01:12:53,846 Can't you just see it? 989 01:13:05,087 --> 01:13:08,364 Don't dream it 990 01:13:09,091 --> 01:13:11,571 Be if 991 01:13:11,727 --> 01:13:15,197 Don't dream it 992 01:13:15,764 --> 01:13:18,244 Be if 993 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:21,438 Don't dream it 994 01:13:22,571 --> 01:13:24,812 Be if 995 01:13:24,973 --> 01:13:27,647 Don't dream it 996 01:13:29,211 --> 01:13:31,589 Be if 997 01:13:31,747 --> 01:13:35,593 Don't dream it 998 01:13:35,751 --> 01:13:38,231 Be if 999 01:13:38,387 --> 01:13:41,300 Don't dream it 1000 01:13:42,558 --> 01:13:44,868 Be if 1001 01:13:45,027 --> 01:13:46,563 Don't dream it 1002 01:13:46,729 --> 01:13:48,902 Don't dream it. 1003 01:13:49,064 --> 01:13:50,634 Be if 1004 01:13:50,799 --> 01:13:52,301 Be it. 1005 01:13:52,468 --> 01:13:55,745 Don't dream it 1006 01:13:55,904 --> 01:13:58,316 Be if 1007 01:13:58,474 --> 01:14:00,420 Don't dream it 1008 01:14:00,576 --> 01:14:04,319 We've gotta get out of this trap... 1009 01:14:04,980 --> 01:14:09,451 before this decadence saps our will. 1010 01:14:10,819 --> 01:14:13,493 I've gotta be strong... 1011 01:14:13,655 --> 01:14:16,101 and try to hang. 1012 01:14:16,258 --> 01:14:20,365 Or else my mind may well snap... 1013 01:14:20,696 --> 01:14:23,040 and my life will be lived... 1014 01:14:24,299 --> 01:14:28,543 for the thrill. 1015 01:14:35,944 --> 01:14:37,514 Aah! 1016 01:14:37,679 --> 01:14:41,058 It's beyond me 1017 01:14:41,216 --> 01:14:44,527 Help me, Mommy 1018 01:14:44,686 --> 01:14:49,499 God bless Lili St. Cyr 1019 01:14:56,478 --> 01:14:58,583 My, my, my My, my, my, my, my 1020 01:14:58,747 --> 01:15:00,693 MY, W, W, W, Whoa 1021 01:15:00,849 --> 01:15:03,591 I'm a wild and an untamed thing 1022 01:15:03,752 --> 01:15:05,857 I'm a bee with a deadly sting 1023 01:15:06,021 --> 01:15:08,331 You get a hit and your mind goes ping 1024 01:15:08,490 --> 01:15:10,902 Your heart will thump And your blood will sing 1025 01:15:11,059 --> 01:15:13,232 So let the party and the sounds rock on 1026 01:15:13,395 --> 01:15:16,239 We're gonna shake it till the life has gone 1027 01:15:16,398 --> 01:15:20,346 Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain 1028 01:15:21,803 --> 01:15:23,749 Yeah 1029 01:15:23,905 --> 01:15:25,714 We're a wild and an untamed thing 1030 01:15:25,874 --> 01:15:28,377 We're a bee with a deadly sting 1031 01:15:28,543 --> 01:15:30,716 You get a hit and your mind goes ping 1032 01:15:30,879 --> 01:15:33,587 Your heart will thump And your blood will sing 1033 01:15:33,748 --> 01:15:36,592 So let the party and the sounds rock on 1034 01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:39,095 We're gonna shake it till the life has gone 1035 01:15:39,254 --> 01:15:42,599 Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain 1036 01:15:50,765 --> 01:15:52,176 Yeah 1037 01:15:53,301 --> 01:15:54,507 Yeah 1038 01:15:56,071 --> 01:15:57,948 Yeah 1039 01:15:58,106 --> 01:15:59,949 We're a wild and an untamed thing 1040 01:16:00,108 --> 01:16:02,452 We're a bee with a deadly sting 1041 01:16:02,611 --> 01:16:04,955 You get a hit and your mind goes ping 1042 01:16:05,113 --> 01:16:08,219 Your heart will thump And your blood will sing 1043 01:16:08,383 --> 01:16:10,659 So let the party and the sounds rock on 1044 01:16:10,819 --> 01:16:13,322 We're gonna shake it till the life has gone 1045 01:16:13,488 --> 01:16:17,095 Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain 1046 01:16:17,926 --> 01:16:19,496 And pain 1047 01:16:22,397 --> 01:16:25,435 Frank-N-Furter 1048 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,581 It's all over 1049 01:16:28,737 --> 01:16:31,149 Your mission is a failure 1050 01:16:31,907 --> 01:16:36,117 Your lifestyles too extreme 1051 01:16:36,278 --> 01:16:38,258 I'm your new commander 1052 01:16:39,047 --> 01:16:41,960 You now are my prisoner 1053 01:16:42,117 --> 01:16:45,496 We return to Transylvania 1054 01:16:46,021 --> 01:16:50,629 Prepare the transit beam 1055 01:17:01,269 --> 01:17:03,306 Wait. I can explain. 1056 01:17:12,647 --> 01:17:14,024 Back. 1057 01:17:37,906 --> 01:17:41,547 On the day I went away 1058 01:17:41,710 --> 01:17:44,384 Goodbye 1059 01:17:44,546 --> 01:17:47,755 Was all I had to say 1060 01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:50,328 Now I 1061 01:17:50,485 --> 01:17:54,194 I want to come again and stay 1062 01:17:54,356 --> 01:17:56,768 "My, " IV 1063 01:17:56,925 --> 01:17:59,565 Smile and that means 1064 01:17:59,728 --> 01:18:05,110 I may 1065 01:18:06,034 --> 01:18:09,709 Because I've seen, 1066 01:18:09,871 --> 01:18:15,082 Blue skies through the tears 1067 01:18:15,243 --> 01:18:18,349 In my eyes 1068 01:18:19,347 --> 01:18:22,089 And I realize 1069 01:18:23,351 --> 01:18:27,163 I'm going home 1070 01:18:29,357 --> 01:18:33,567 I'm going home 1071 01:18:38,700 --> 01:18:42,147 Everywhere it's been the same 1072 01:18:42,303 --> 01:18:44,806 Feeling 1073 01:18:44,973 --> 01:18:48,682 Like I'm outside in the rain 1074 01:18:48,843 --> 01:18:49,913 Wheeling 1075 01:18:51,246 --> 01:18:55,160 Free to try to find a game 1076 01:18:55,316 --> 01:18:57,626 Dealing 1077 01:18:57,786 --> 01:19:00,062 Cards for sorrow 1078 01:19:00,221 --> 01:19:06,069 Cards for pain 1079 01:19:06,828 --> 01:19:10,469 And I've seen, 1080 01:19:10,632 --> 01:19:16,105 Blue skies through the tears 1081 01:19:16,271 --> 01:19:19,184 In my eyes 1082 01:19:20,141 --> 01:19:22,121 And I realize 1083 01:19:24,312 --> 01:19:27,850 I'm going home 1084 01:19:30,118 --> 01:19:33,156 I'm going home 1085 01:19:36,591 --> 01:19:41,040 I'm going home 1086 01:19:43,164 --> 01:19:47,169 I'm going 1087 01:19:47,335 --> 01:19:51,044 Home 1088 01:19:59,578 --> 01:20:01,524 Brava! 1089 01:20:02,981 --> 01:20:05,928 - Brava! - Brava! 1090 01:20:08,487 --> 01:20:10,398 Brava. 1091 01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:20,042 How sentimental. 1092 01:20:20,565 --> 01:20:22,374 And also presumptuous of you. 1093 01:20:22,534 --> 01:20:25,242 You see, when I said we were to return to Transylvania... 1094 01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:28,612 I referred only to Magenta and myself. 1095 01:20:29,674 --> 01:20:32,553 I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading... 1096 01:20:32,711 --> 01:20:36,750 but you see, you are to remain here. In spirit, anyway. 1097 01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:39,862 Great heaven. That's a laser. 1098 01:20:40,018 --> 01:20:41,292 Yes, Dr. Scott. 1099 01:20:42,387 --> 01:20:46,233 A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter. 1100 01:20:46,391 --> 01:20:48,894 You mean, you're going to kill her? What's her crime? 1101 01:20:49,060 --> 01:20:53,099 You saw what became of Eddie. Society has ta be protected. 1102 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,835 Exactly, Dr. Scott. 1103 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,412 And new, Frank-N-Furter... 1104 01:20:57,569 --> 01:20:59,412 your time has come. 1105 01:20:59,871 --> 01:21:03,580 Say goodbye to all of this... 1106 01:21:04,576 --> 01:21:07,580 - And hello... - and hello to oblivion. 1107 01:21:23,973 --> 01:21:26,647 No. No. 1108 01:21:27,543 --> 01:21:28,647 Aah! Aah! 1109 01:21:36,812 --> 01:21:38,120 Aah! 1110 01:21:54,623 --> 01:21:55,966 Rocky. 1111 01:22:14,376 --> 01:22:16,720 Good God. 1112 01:22:16,878 --> 01:22:18,221 You've killed them. 1113 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:22,054 But I thought you liked them. They liked you. 1114 01:22:22,751 --> 01:22:25,095 They didn't like me. 1115 01:22:26,421 --> 01:22:28,025 They never liked me. 1116 01:22:31,826 --> 01:22:33,169 You did right. 1117 01:22:36,398 --> 01:22:38,105 A decision had to be made. 1118 01:22:39,501 --> 01:22:41,708 Yes, well, you're okay by me. 1119 01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:43,943 - Dr. Scott. - Yes? 1120 01:22:44,105 --> 01:22:46,676 I'm sorry about your nephew. 1121 01:22:46,841 --> 01:22:51,586 Eddie? Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best. 1122 01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:54,519 You should leave new, Dr. Scott... 1123 01:22:54,683 --> 01:22:56,685 - while it is still possible. - Yes. 1124 01:22:56,851 --> 01:22:59,161 We're about to beam the entire castle... 1125 01:22:59,321 --> 01:23:02,393 back to the planet of Transsexual... 1126 01:23:02,557 --> 01:23:05,367 in the galaxy of Transylvania. 1127 01:23:08,630 --> 01:23:10,007 Go. 1128 01:23:17,806 --> 01:23:19,911 Now. 1129 01:23:28,983 --> 01:23:34,661 Our noble mission is almost completed, my mast beautiful sister. 1130 01:23:35,523 --> 01:23:38,436 And scan we shall return to the moan-drenched shares... 1131 01:23:38,593 --> 01:23:40,971 of our beloved planet. 1132 01:23:42,297 --> 01:23:44,470 Sweet Transsexual. 1133 01:23:44,632 --> 01:23:46,612 Land of night. 1134 01:23:46,768 --> 01:23:51,774 Ta sing and dance once more to your dark refrains. 1135 01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:54,443 Ta take that step ta the right. 1136 01:23:57,245 --> 01:24:02,923 But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. 1137 01:24:04,185 --> 01:24:08,861 And our world will do the Time Warp... 1138 01:24:09,324 --> 01:24:10,803 again. 1139 01:24:39,954 --> 01:24:42,594 I have done a lot 1140 01:24:42,757 --> 01:24:45,829 God knows I've tried 1141 01:24:45,994 --> 01:24:48,873 To find the truth 1142 01:24:49,030 --> 01:24:52,011 I've even lied 1143 01:24:52,167 --> 01:24:54,943 But all I know 1144 01:24:55,103 --> 01:24:57,174 ls down inside 1145 01:24:57,338 --> 01:25:01,980 I'm bleeding 1146 01:25:04,245 --> 01:25:07,522 And superheroes 1147 01:25:07,682 --> 01:25:10,458 Come to feast 1148 01:25:10,618 --> 01:25:13,258 To taste the flesh 1149 01:25:13,421 --> 01:25:16,698 Not yet deceased 1150 01:25:16,858 --> 01:25:19,668 And all I know 1151 01:25:19,828 --> 01:25:25,540 ls still the beast is feeding 1152 01:26:00,301 --> 01:26:05,250 And crawling on the planet's face 1153 01:26:05,406 --> 01:26:11,618 Some insects called the human race 1154 01:26:12,347 --> 01:26:14,953 Lost in time 1155 01:26:15,116 --> 01:26:18,154 And lost in space 1156 01:26:18,987 --> 01:26:21,763 And meaning 1157 01:26:40,893 --> 01:26:44,898 Let's do the Time Warp again 1158 01:26:46,298 --> 01:26:50,804 Let's do the Time Warp again 1159 01:26:55,686 --> 01:26:59,759 - Science fiction - Science fiction 1160 01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:04,800 - Double feature - Double feature 1161 01:27:06,397 --> 01:27:10,345 - Frank has built - Frank has built 1162 01:27:11,468 --> 01:27:15,439 - And lost a creature - And lost a creature 1163 01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:21,317 - Darkness conquers - Darkness conquers 1164 01:27:22,446 --> 01:27:26,019 - Brad and Janet - Brad and Janet 1165 01:27:27,484 --> 01:27:31,455 - The servant's gone to - The servant's gone to 1166 01:27:32,723 --> 01:27:36,671 - A distant planet - A distant planet 1167 01:27:41,698 --> 01:27:44,304 - To the late-night - To the late-night 1168 01:27:44,468 --> 01:27:46,948 - Double feature - Double feature 1169 01:27:47,104 --> 01:27:49,209 - Picture show - Picture show 1170 01:27:49,373 --> 01:27:52,354 - I wanna go - I wanna go 1171 01:27:57,681 --> 01:27:59,820 - To the late-night - To the late-night 1172 01:28:00,451 --> 01:28:02,829 - Double feature - Double feature 1173 01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:07,162 - Picture show - Picture show 1174 01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:17,808 Yeah.